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Mangled- The Steel Fortress: Chapter 2
Rocket launched a nova grenade at the battle hologram. It was programmed to do whatever a real soldier would do in its circumstances- which was double over coughing, slowly dying.
She spun around and pulled a knife from a calf belt wrapped around her ankle. She began to spar with the hologram next to her. After a bit of dueling, Rocket slashed open the hologram's neck. She stood panting where she was, planning what she would do next. She decided on man-to-man 'stick fighting', as she called it, where two soldiers fought with long, sturdy bamboo stalks until one got the other into a position that would be a kill in a real fight. Rocket took off her grenade-covered uniform to reveal a white tank top.
A high-ranking stealth agent stood against her in the arena. He gave a fair fight. 
Now I'm in the library, reading my story of fighting to young excited children. They had small bamboo stalks of their own and tried to fight each other. One whacked herself across the face trying to
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Awkward Meeting
Blizzard's ears caught a slight whisper of movement.
Her eyes fluttered open, and she saw a sandy, warm snout, only inches from her own.
Blizzard yelled and flared her wings. She reared up onto her hind legs, more startled than angry. Blizzard's horns were brushing the cave ceiling, and she panted.
The new dragon's eyes widened, and she leaped back, tail raised. She had trails of green on her horns, and she didn't look like anything Blizzard had ever seen before.
"Who are you?" Blizzard barked, taking on the masked Empress form like she did in court. The icicles on her chains jingled happily, and Blizzard hissed.
"I should ask you the same thing, newcomer," the new dragon snarled, not even trying to hide her anger. "You are in my territory, why should you be able to challenge me?"
"Because I am Empress of the FrostWings, and you don't even have a shred of authority." Blizzard lowered herself onto all fours, cautiously, but kept her shoulders thrown back a
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So there is going to be 5 more books!! And a legends!! So if you see this help spread the word because I'm very small on the DA fandom and I'm not sure how to tell everyone
The legends is going to be about the scavengers who killed queen oasis: Rose (Flower), her niece Ivy (the one who did the actual killing and the mother of Holler), and another unnamed one
There's also going to be graphic novels, one of which MIGHT be coming out next January.
Umber is gay. It is canon and official and it makes me so incredibly happy. Foxflake is also very gay and canon
Starflight's eyes are very dark green
She's okay with people selling fandom merch! She said she can't speak on behalf of scholastic, but unofficially she loves the idea
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A long-taking, very rewarding drawing. It is colored, and there's background, even if it's just sky, cloud and mountain. It's really cheap compared to some others, which is really nice.
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Headshot with simple shading. Colored and perfected.
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I take a normal picture and make it dank. Simple.
da MURO Headshot
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After an unfortunate experience with Creepy Stalker in Fred Meyers, I now know how good he is at eyebrow waggling.
He can literally do a wave with his eyebrows. It's oddly flattering- don't take that the wrong way...
CrystalWarder HELP ME... DEAR LORD
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6 deviants said butchers every song she sang in (what ever happened to Kissing Strangers??? That song was actually good!!)
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4 deviants said is amazing boi
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4 deviants said is who now??
*me coming home on the bus*
Kid is being absolutely obnoxious; bus driver sits him up front so that she can keep an eye on him
Obnoxious friend of this kid tries to follow him, bus driver tells him to sit back down in the back, like he was before
The kid does so but complains for several minutes afterward
Bus driver is fed up with his stupidity
Gets on that weird radio thingy and shouts,
"Hey, Imma sit you up front with a nice little detention slip if you don't shut your dang mouth!"
Entire bus freaks out while this kid shuts up
*dab*
So, you guys want me to draw Glory on her tree, right? I'll get on it! I also have my FrostWing ref done; I'll be submitting that in a couple of minutes. Yay!
You guys have heard this story if you have been reading my polls.

This... is in my PoV.
Oh, boy.
Let's get this over with...

So, we are all Hamiltrash, and I was singing a little bit of Helpless to myself in the halls after track. I've explained the diamond to you, right? So GUY jumps out from behind the door of one of the classrooms and says, "Nice singing," while waggling his eyebrows at me.
Now, THIS just makes me TERRIFIED because he was actually LISTENING from behind a DOOR and I AM JUST TERRIFIED OF PEOPLE HEARING ME SING, AND I'VE BARELY JUST SANG IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS AND THEN GUY HEARS ME SINGING??????? OH MY GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME, PLEASE! I CAN'T GET THIS OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't posted a canon scene, what scene should I post? Thinking about one from TDP...
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5 deviants said Glory being beautimous for Scarlet (on her tree)
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3 deviants said Starflight in the caves, watching in horror as Scarlet burns his beloved scrolls
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2 deviants said Clay playing Hole in the Wall (the underground river escape scene)
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1 deviant said Peril freeing Sunny from her birdcage
Yay, we're back. So, Jayden (if you don't know/remember the characters, check out the previous Stories of the Creepy Stalker) recently reminded me of a situation she had with Jake.  It was a hilarious story, and I just had to post it as the next SotCS. So, I know I promised one in my PoV, but that'll happen tomorrow. Here's how this story goes:

Jayden and I have a habit that we just can't seem to shake. Every day during track practice, we change our clothes from chill to athletic. Argh, this is going to sound weird- but you have to take off your shoes to take off your pants, right? We change from sweats to shorts and back again, and we leave our shoes off to slide around in the halls when nobody is around. So, this was a day that I was sick and had to miss school, so Jayden was alone. Sliding through the halls. And, from the title, you can imagine what happens next.

So, when Jayden gets her jeans back on, as always, she leaves her shoes off. She climbs the stairs to get to the regular halls and begin sliding towards her locker to grab her stuff. Before she gets out of the locker room, Creepy Stalker a.k.a. James gets out of the boy's locker room. 
Us middle-schoolers have this weird thing called the Diamond, a place where all of the sixth and some of the seventh graders have their lockers. Eighth graders have their lockers in the regular halls, like the savages they are. The Diamond is a square-shaped hallway that is perfect for pacing. There are two rows of big red lockers up against one side of the hall, and in between those two is a triangle-shaped figure, where one shape is open to the hallway and the other two house two doors, usually leading to classrooms. The other side is science classrooms, no triangle, just big with two doors. The corner of each hallway has a door, two leading outside and two leading to other halls. So, and Jayden I have our lockers on the side of one hall, almost given the other half but not quite there. James has his locker right on the other side of us, in the corner.
So, Jayden is sliding in the halls. It's quite fun, actually. You should try it. Anyways, Jayden is almost to her locker when YOU KNOW WHO TURNS THE CORNER AND SAYS, "No running in the halls, Jayden."
And this is the part of the story when I would regularly just book it and not look back. But Jayden is super weird and somehow able to do this, so she says, "I wasn't. Maybe you should tell that to your friends, who got referrals for WRESTLING in the halls."
James barely recoils and says, "You like me."
Now, Jayden, being the savage she is, scoffs and ABSOLUTELY EARNS THE MIC DROP, "In your dreams, hotshot."
This is the part of the story all of us start dabbing. Dab now.

So, yeah. Not as exciting as the last one, but GOOD NEWS! You know how I mentioned that me and Jayden do track? And Creepy Stalker but that's not too important so let's not focus on that subject? Well I DOMINATED the 100m dash, the Discus, and got 6th out of 13 vs. 7th graders on the 800m. That was fun. And I didn't puke. That was also fun. But the bathrooms there dispensed what looked like a mix of baby powder and crack-cocaine, so maybe not that awesome.
Have fun shaking that one off.
Soo... I just wanted to make some stories about this 'creepy stalker' who is currently terrorizing me and my best friend.
This first one happened to my best friend. We'll call her... Jayden. And let's call the stalker... James. The teacher involved in this situation will be... Mrs. Clark.

So, Jayden and James have to sit next to each other in 7th-period Health with Mrs. Clark. Jayden hates this and wants it to end. Me and my friends... haha, well, we love this. Back to the point, Jayden is complaining about how annoying James is. This is where another girl, let's call her Mellisa, comes in.
"I don't want to sit next to James anymore," Jayden complains to the teacher. "Can you maybe move the both of us somewhere else?"
"Hmmm," Mrs. Clark muses. "I suppose I could move Mellisa in between you guys."
"Yeah, well, he's annoying. Maybe I don't want to sit there."
"Just ignore him," Mrs. Clark advises.
"Yeah, um, he's kinda hard to ignore, just to warn you," Jayden points out.
"Ooooooohh." James looks at Jayden, who facepalms.
"You know what I mean, James," she groaned, sick and tired of this crap. "You're hard to ignore because of how annoying you are, freaking weirdo," she adds to herself under her breath.
James looks at her again, waggles his eyebrows at her, and makes a 'mrorw' noise at her.
The bell rings.

ARGH THE CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do we have here? Ah, a scene where I am the main character. Fabulous. I looooooooooove this.
I'm gonna post that in another journal, though. Why.....
We all have this creepy kid who stalks us at school- what was the worst yours has ever done to you?
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6 deviants said Mine is sooooooooooo creepy... I was humming to myself in the halls after track practice, and turned a corner, and saw this kid. He waggled his eyebrows at me and said, 'Nice humming.' fireheart0808 you'll know who this is lol
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Soooooooooooooooo...
Mangled is going to be 18 chapters (including prolog and epilog). Some chapters will be longer than others, and don't worry, I'm working on a chapter right now.
*anda bow*
You guys have heard this story if you have been reading my polls.

This... is in my PoV.
Oh, boy.
Let's get this over with...

So, we are all Hamiltrash, and I was singing a little bit of Helpless to myself in the halls after track. I've explained the diamond to you, right? So GUY jumps out from behind the door of one of the classrooms and says, "Nice singing," while waggling his eyebrows at me.
Now, THIS just makes me TERRIFIED because he was actually LISTENING from behind a DOOR and I AM JUST TERRIFIED OF PEOPLE HEARING ME SING, AND I'VE BARELY JUST SANG IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS AND THEN GUY HEARS ME SINGING??????? OH MY GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME, PLEASE! I CAN'T GET THIS OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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XaviBlu Featured By Owner Edited Apr 30, 2017  Student General Artist
Thanks for the llama!!  Llama jump  Have one back!!

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Hey, it's no problem!
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XaviBlu Featured By Owner May 8, 2017  Student General Artist
:)
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HeroicVeemon Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2017  Student General Artist
Hi there, Miss Sweggifier! How are you? :) I hope everything is going well!
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TehSweggifier Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2017
It is, thank you!
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Faxolotl Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Heyo
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TehSweggifier Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2017
what's good mah m8
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SilverTheSerperior Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.



hahahahahahaha


puns.
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TehSweggifier Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2017
I have some jokes about unemployment, but none of them seem to work.
PUNS.
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SilverTheSerperior Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Well played UwU
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